(0:00)Р”Вumb Ass News - Matt called in with more audio from Red Sox fans, specifically Smitty and Burky who skipped out of work for the game. So, they asked the Tribe to call in the fights they witnessed, and both of these stories involved a stage. One fan admitted his best opening day memory was witnessing a fight. Photo Credit: Getty Images/Aksakalko/iStock/Getty Images PlusР”В¬haz and AJ had just played audio from Matt, and his People of Boston podcast, interviewing Red Sox fans on opening day. He had information about the KISS concert in Hartford, what he thinks will happen to the Foo Fighters, and answered some questions about a rumored Van Halen tribute tour.

Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik was on with Chaz and AJ this morning from a busy trip in Texas, to talk to the Tribe about the extremely busy concert year in Connecticut. He's in a new movie, 'Everything Everywhere All at Once,' and needed weeks of training for a fight scene with a fanny pack. (12:29)Р”Р„ctor Ke Huy Quan from 'Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom' called in to talk about working with Hollywood legends at a young age. She was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about the requests that come in to her OnlyFans page, and then Chaz's wife, Jennifer was on the phone to reveal a fantasy Chaz had early in their relationship together. Miss Leanne London makes a living by fulfilling the fantasies of married men. Denise admits to thinking about killing her husband, every day, for the last 39 years of marriage. (37:36)Р”Р„fter discussing the bizarre story from (of course) Florida, where an entire wedding was drugged by the bride and caterer, Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to share their wacky wedding moments. Then, AJ dropped an F-Bomb when Ashley starting laughing at the nickname he's given to his cat, Marshall. Firstly, he's got a new kitten and is mad his first choice for a name was rejected by his daughters. (23:45)Р”В«oss Keith's Top 5 was quite eventful. Interestingly enough, everyone seems to agree that Mike Tyson was the guy in the right! Pat Oates was in studio, as the Tribe called in their celebrity encounter stories. Mike Tyson has gone viral for being recorded hitting a guy on a flight. Fire Marshall Nathaniel Gibbons was on the phone to explain the difficulty in trying to rescue over 50 animals, with no clear place to put them. (5:32)Р”Р„nother fire, but this time in Westport. Chaz and AJ spoke with the Seymour Fire Chief, Mike Lombardi, who said this was easily one of the five biggest jobs he's ever responded to in his career. The fire in Seymour this week was massive and destructive. You smiled and kissed him.The Flubble Montage! AJ fails to spell CBYD, and Chaz botches the name of a legendary director. Q separated from you guys and got on his knees and throw his arms up. Q came down and ran to you giving you a hug. You couldn't believe how well he was doing. 'Good job but I'm not sure if they're gonna count that or not.' You said. He got to the end of the tightrope and climbed onto the second platform. He fell but quickly grabbed the tightrope. He started to walk across the tightrope until he started to shake. Murr took a few more breaths to calm himself down. 'Ferret! Ferret! Ferret!' The crowd cheered anyways. 'I don't look like a ferret!' Murr yelled. 'You got this ferret!' Joe yelled up to Murr. They got him down and he came to your guys' side. He took a good number of steps until he fell. 'You're just mad cause you're losing.' Q said. 'Ja'Crispy! Ja'Crispy! Ja'Crispy!' Murr chanted. Sal wiped his face since he was clearly sweating. 'Don't be nervous!' You yelled up at Sal.

'It's ok I'm still happy for you.' You said. They got Joe down and you ran to him giving him a hug. You cheered while the crowd cheered along. 'Oh my god he's going!' You said, shaking Sal's arm. 'Captain Fatbelly!' Joe yelled from the top of the tightrope. (A/N) It's been like two months oops! But please enjoy! And if you could request some Joe stories that would be cool! I'll be thinking too so don't worry.

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